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... och här förklarar de att det bara var en seriös undersökning!

- "Om det är seriösa saker vill jag att du kommer till butiken och pratar personligen med mig så jag kan se dig i ögona när jag pratar med mig. Istället för att du ringer och stör mig i mitt arbete."
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