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Det var en gång en gubbe som satt på en stubbe. Och då ramla gubben ner och så var det inge mer.
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Tänk dig att du har ett hål genom hela jorden och att du släpper ned en sten i det. Hur långt faller stenen?
En och en halv meter, sedan kommer den lille, gröne stenätaren och äter upp den!
Inskickad av: Fredrik (6/2 -2003)

Två älgar satt på en gren. Plötsligt störtade ett UFO i trädet brevid.
Då sa den ena älgen: Han bor nog där!
Inskickad av: Aje (13/2 -2003)

Det var en gång en gång och den gången var sandad
Inskickad av: martin (14/2 -2003)

David satt i äppelträdet, kom kom, kss kss, david... Äpplet vann!!!
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Det var en gång två tegelstenar som var ute och flög. Då flög den ena lite snabbare än den andra och då sa den:
- Va fort du flyger!
- Ja.
Inskickad av: E-Jay (19/2 -2003)



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